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Offline zainol

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Hantu Sex!!
« on: October 20, 2009, 03:23:17 PM »

A professor at the University of Malaya was giving a lecture on the supernatural. 

To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in ghosts?' 

About 90 students raise their hands. 

'Well, that's a good start.. Out of those  of you who believe in ghosts, do
any of you think you have seen a  ghost?'

About 40  students raise their hands.

'That's really good. I'm really glad you  take this seriously. Has anyone
here ever talked to a ghost?' 

About 15 students  raise their hand.

'Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?' 
Three students raise their hands.

'That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of
you ever made love to  a ghost?'

Way in the back, Abu raises his hand.

The  professor takes off his glasses, and says 'Son, all the years I've
been  giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a 
ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience.' 

The big plump kampong boy replied with a nod and a grin, and began  to make
his way up to the front podium.

When he reached the front of  the room, the professor asks, 'So, Abu,
tell us what it's like to have  sex with a ghost?'

Abu replied, 'Shiiiit!! From way back there  I thought you said GOATS. 

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Re: Hantu Sex!!
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2009, 04:14:19 PM »


padan la kambing guling itu sedap...
kl d guling oleh ABU

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Re: Hantu Sex!!
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2009, 09:52:53 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D

mana la si zainol ni kutip cerita macam ni..... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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