"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers,
revealing the smallest male part the nurse had ever seen. In length and width
was almost identical to a AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came
Feeling very badly that she had laughed at the man's part, she composed
herself as well as she could. "I am so sorry," she said.. "I
don't know what came over me. On my honour as a nurse and a lady, I promise
that won't happen again.
Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
She ran out of the room.