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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #240 on: February 20, 2010, 03:54:11 PM »
salam
tuan coo, pembantu coo, kaptens and players

wish to apologise, atas kesilapap teknikal yang serious, saya tak dapat nak join.

Serously mintak  maaf, and kesulitan amat di kesalkan.
InsyaAllah, may be join next time, serious punya janji

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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #241 on: February 20, 2010, 04:42:57 PM »
salam
tuan coo, pembantu coo, kaptens and players

wish to apologise, atas kesilapap teknikal yang serious, saya tak dapat nak join.

Serously mintak  maaf, and kesulitan amat di kesalkan.
InsyaAllah, may be join next time, serious punya janji
bila pakngah mula nak main serius, pakudin pun naik cuak....ingatkan bulih la sapu ringgit dia!

(mcm S.M. Salim kata: "hai melepas lah lagiiii")
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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #242 on: February 20, 2010, 04:51:23 PM »
4.45 petang...baru sampai rumah yg tercinta ini dan keluarga yang dicintai, dari ofis yg dingin, hening dan damai (tak panas membara 37darjah macam atas padang golf tu!). nak mandi sat, pastu nak buat posting pasal game yg sangat-sangat serius ni.

mana tak seriusnya, dengar cerita, bergegar dan berdegar issue game serius ni hinggakan MFG sifu kita terpaksa kensel biznes trip ke Shenzen (China) dan join game ni. dia nak jadi moderator, takut-takut satu padang Kg Kuantan tu berlaku perang dek merebutkan gelaran sebagai Juara Pertama "Serious Golfers' Tournament (SGT)".

pakngah - yg tak berapa berani mati tapi ntah pasai apa isi borang jugak...mabuk teh o panas kot

(dah makin ramai ikut style AP! :D)
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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #243 on: February 20, 2010, 05:00:44 PM »
Buat semua sahabat.

Just for your info.. kepada semua yang akan bermain di Kg Kuantan Ahad ini. Jawatankuasa Pertandingan amat berharap, semua peserta yang bertanding akan lebih serious semasa bermain nanti. Sayugia diingatkan, ini adalah pertandingan untuk mereka yang serius sahaja... Yang nak hepi-hepi boleh duduk kat jeti, mancing keli...

Untuk itu, Jawatankuasa Pertandingan telah bersidang sebanyak 178kali semenjak tahun 1974 lagi...

Gambar-gambar dibawah ini diterbitkan buat pertama kali untuk tatapan umum bagi membuktikan bertapa serious nya mereka.....


Kekadang aku terfikir.. mampukan budak-budak kaki golf ni main serious??




walaupun gugur rambut ni, aku tak fikir mereka boleh serious....



SALAM ... & ENJOY GOLFING....

TM : Become more serious.........

makngah tengok foto-foto ni, dia punya komen?

"patut la semalam balik dekat2 4 pagi! tournament apa ni meeting sampai subuh? you jaga2 sikit nanti blood pressure you tu meletup!"

kau org ni...kesian kat makngah...:D :D :D
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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #244 on: February 20, 2010, 05:11:10 PM »

walaupun gugur rambut ni, aku tak fikir mereka boleh serious....



sebelum jumpak Rochie utk berbincang mengenai SGT ni (dan kemudian lain-lain kutu tu pun join jugak), I had gone to do rebonding at a saloon. I was quite certain I had much more hair before going for this meeting. Tapi lepas berbincang dan berdiskusi dgn Rochie, terasa macam makin pupus rambutku ini...menunjukkan betapa seriusnya kami terhadap tournament ini.

anyway, we have discovered a very serious golfer who is also a very serious COO. thank you Mr Rochie, for a job well done. yea! yea! yea! 
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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #245 on: February 20, 2010, 06:05:36 PM »
makngah tengok foto-foto ni, dia punya komen?

"patut la semalam balik dekat2 4 pagi! tournament apa ni meeting sampai subuh? you jaga2 sikit nanti blood pressure you tu meletup!"


Ehhh.???? kita balik 4 pagi ke???? bukan kita balik pukul 11.30malam...

Mak Ngah... kami balik 11.30 malam !!!!!!!!!!!

Pak Ngah kami tak tahu.... tak caya tanya daddyjoe !!!!!

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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #246 on: February 20, 2010, 06:06:58 PM »
anyway, we have discovered a very serious golfer who is also a very serious COO. thank you Mr Rochie, for a job well done. yea! yea! yea! 

TM: Kata serious game... betul la apa yang dia buat tu.....


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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #247 on: February 20, 2010, 06:08:39 PM »
anyway, we have discovered a very serious golfer who is also a very serious COO. thank you Mr Rochie, for a job well done. yea! yea! yea! 

TM: Kata serious game... betul la apa yang dia buat tu.....



itu subjective..terpulanglah kat masing masing tapi in my opinion memang serious..
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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #248 on: February 20, 2010, 06:28:39 PM »
Caddy compulsory ke?? camne nak serious??kalau bawak troli ....
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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #249 on: February 20, 2010, 07:15:40 PM »
Status Report ( summary )

A. those who have confirmed: ( main COO still pakngah )

1. pakngah
2. tengkumuda
3. daddyjoe
4. Mo
5. AJOY
6. arjun6900
7. eram_marine
8. rochie
9. john daly
10. Rizal (kawan gigi susu )
11. Abgzek
12. the gigi susu
13. zulsaeddin
14. nokia737
15. duloo43
16. kerawit
17. syaiful
18. pakudin
19. zulhongleong
20. Billy-p
21. 5zal
22. mizunof
23. liza m
24. siva
25.garcel H/P dah pm Pakngah
26. azlela
27. HisYaM --  h/p:012-3082282 Roger-roger kalau cancel
28. ahmad nasrun - rochie fren
29. MrPyan/24/0193882762

B. Those not yet (pls give! ):

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kalau padi katakan padi, tidak hamba tertampi-tampi...

C. newbies are most welcome to jointer!

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thanks syaiful COO for your info....

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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #250 on: February 20, 2010, 08:55:59 PM »
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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #251 on: February 20, 2010, 09:35:53 PM »
dear participants, fellow golfers, forum members, viewers, family and friends,

the Organizing Committee, after a marathon conference last night, has decided and determined, seriously and objectively, as follows:

Flight Arrangement:
We will seriously follow the basic Kakigolf SOP i.e. "Flight Complete, Pay Up, Go!". For this purpose, the respective Flight Captain will need to seriously do the following:

(1)   Collect green fees, prize pool money and lunch money from his members, then
(2)   Fill up the Score Card details (one golfer one scorecard), then
(3)   Pass up the payments to Rochie (Rochie will submit payments to the club and do the registration), then
(4)   Once the above is done, seriously walk up to the tee box, tee-up, say a silent prayer, and tee-off.

Flight membersseriouslyseriously hate, or who you hate most, or who you just love to hate. Seriouslysubjective matter. So, do find your own flight members yourself. 

Flight Captainsseriously recommended that 5 flights will carry 4 golfers each (20 players), and 3 flights will carry 3 golfers each (9 players). Flights of 2 golfers are not allowed on a weekend.

Mercy Flight: this is the last flight (not necessarily Flight 8). Whoever comes in late, you will join this flight. This flight will have to wait for such stragglers, and so will tee off last.

Total Amount to be collected: Total to be collected is RM70.00 per person, being Green Fees RM45.00, Lunch Money RM10.00, and PrizePool Money RM15.00. The prizepool money is to cover for purchase of prizes. Rochie will show us receipts of purchase of these prizes as proof, if you seriously wish to see them.

(You have read in this thread that Rochie has managed to negotiate with the club for a very good rate: only RM45.00 instead of RM60.00. Terima kasih sekali lagi, bro!)

Scorecard: upon completion of the round (18 holes, not 9!) the Flight Captain will collect the scorecards from each of his members and submit them directly to the Registration Counter. SeriousScores: scores will be decided based on (seriously I still donno how this thing is calculated but what the heck...).

Competition Prizes: Top 10 scorersspecial person specially selected by the organizing committee will receive one Special Prize for his seriously special effort.   

Lucky Draw prizes: There will be 10 prizes to be given to the seriously poor souls whose scorecards happen to be lucky enough to be drawn out at the prize-giving ceremony. Take serious note that the Top 10 players and that Special Person will not qualify anymore for these prizes.   

Tee Off Time: Breakfast will be by own arrangement. Tee off will seriously start at 8.00 a.m. give or take 30 minutes. Seriouslyno shot-gun start. Therefore the objective is to arrive as early as possible, pay up and tee off  a.s.a.p. (because there are other serious golfers playing as well).

Route map: the google map from Monterez Golf Club to Royal Kampong Kuantan Golf Club is as shown here: http://maps.google.com.my/maps?hl=en&source=hp&q=kampong%20kuanatn%20golf&cr=countryMY&oq=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wlParticipants (sorted by order of seriousnessContact Persons:  rochie 012 337 1022; pakngah 012 344 7886   
(but seriouslyNotes:

1. a trolley will be of great help to the caddy. So pls bring it along if you have one.

2. caddy regular paymentRM20.00 per caddy per golfer. You pay this amount directly to the caddy. Bear in mind that there might not be enough caddies for every golfer.

3. caddy tipseriouslyseriously advised NOT to hug the caddy. A simple high-five will do, if you must celebrate. The caddies at this club are quite shy, modest persons. They are not used to being hugged by golfers.

5. while the course is very, very flat (and, like the US Augusta Masters course, almost no rough), try to bring more than just 6 ballsseriously, is an oil palm a plant or a tree?) along some areas.
6. umbrellaseriously. the day is expected to be a very hot one, baby!!

7. UV creamwaterseriously, pls bring along and drink up lots of water/fluids.     

9. scorecard them.

10. Points --  some of you probably have your own serious tournament circuit e.g. the FedEx Cup, and RKKGC is one of the courses being played within this circuit. Please note that this tournament (SGT - Serious Golfers Tournament) will not contribute towards your points, seriously

11. camerasseriousmemory card.

12. facilities --  this is a 100-year-old club. It is very old, serious. Imagine, even the way to the male toilet inside the locker room still has swing doorssubjective, I might like it, you might not).

13. definition --  the male gender wherever referred to in this posting also refers to the female gender, and vice versa. seriously.

So guys, let's have some serious fun and hepi-hepi golf tomorrow, and enjoy the walk on a 100-years' old grounds. good luck and low scores!!
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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #252 on: February 20, 2010, 09:57:13 PM »
canteklah ngah...dah clear cut tu....serius punya...c u tomorrow
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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #253 on: February 20, 2010, 11:10:38 PM »
dear participants, fellow golfers, forum members, viewers, family and friends,

the Organizing Committee, after a marathon conference last night, has decided and determined, seriously and objectively, as follows:

Flight Arrangement:
We will seriously follow the basic Kakigolf SOP i.e. "Flight Complete, Pay Up, Go!". For this purpose, the respective Flight Captain will need to seriously do the following:

(1)   Collect green fees, prize pool money and lunch money from his members, then
(2)   Fill up the Score Card details (one golfer one scorecard), then
(3)   Pass up the payments to Rochie (Rochie will submit payments to the club and do the registration), then
(4)   Once the above is done, seriously walk up to the tee box, tee-up, say a silent prayer, and tee-off.

Flight membersseriouslyseriously hate, or who you hate most, or who you just love to hate. Seriouslysubjective matter. So, do find your own flight members yourself. 

Flight Captainsseriously recommended that 6 flights will carry 4 golfers each (24 players), and 2 flights will carry 3 golfers each (6 players). Flights of 2 golfers are not allowed on a weekend.

Mercy Flight: this is the last flight (not necessarily Flight 8). Whoever comes in late, you will join this flight. This flight will have to wait for such stragglers, and so will tee off last.

Total Amount to be collected: Total to be collected is RM70.00 per person, being Green Fees RM45.00, Lunch Money RM10.00, and PrizePool Money RM15.00. The prizepool money is to cover for purchase of prizes. Rochie will show us receipts of purchase of these prizes as proof, if you seriously wish to see them.

(You have read in this thread that Rochie has managed to negotiate with the club for a very good rate: only RM45.00 instead of RM60.00. Terima kasih sekali lagi, bro!)

Scorecard: upon completion of the round (18 holes, not 9!) the Flight Captain will collect the scorecards from each of his members and submit them directly to the Registration Counter. SeriousScores: scores will be decided based on (seriously I still donno how this thing is calculated but what the heck...).

Competition Prizes: Top 10 scorersspecial person specially selected by the organizing committee will receive one Special Prize for his seriously special effort.   

Lucky Draw prizes: There will be 10 prizes to be given to the seriously poor souls whose scorecards happen to be lucky enough to be drawn out at the prize-giving ceremony. Take serious note that the Top 10 players and that Special Person will not qualify anymore for these prizes.   

Tee Off Time: Breakfast will be by own arrangement. Tee off will seriously start at 8.00 a.m. give or take 30 minutes. Seriouslyno shot-gun start. Therefore the objective is to arrive as early as possible, pay up and tee off  a.s.a.p. (because there are other serious golfers playing as well).

Route map: the google map from Monterez Golf Club to Royal Kampong Kuantan Golf Club is as shown here: http://maps.google.com.my/maps?hl=en&source=hp&q=kampong%20kuanatn%20golf&cr=countryMY&oq=&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wlParticipants (sorted by order of seriousness, Most Serious down to Least Serious):

1.   Eram_marine
2.   Liza-M
3.   Kerawit
4.   zulsaeddin
5.   pakngah
6.   zulhongleong
7.   the gigi susu
8.   tengkumuda
9.   syaiful COO
10.   rizal (kawan gigi susu )
11.   MrPyan
12.   Mo
13.   mizunofContact Persons:  rochie 012 337 1022; pakngah 012 344 7886   
(but seriouslyNotes:

1. a trolley will be of great help to the caddy. So pls bring it along if you have one.

2. caddy regular paymentRM20.00 per caddy per golfer. You pay this amount directly to the caddy. Bear in mind that there might not be enough caddies for every golfer.

3. caddy tipseriouslyseriously advised NOT to hug the caddy. A simple high-five will do, if you must celebrate. The caddies at this club are quite shy, modest persons. They are not used to being hugged by golfers.

5. while the course is very, very flat (and, like the US Augusta Masters course, almost no rough), try to bring more than just 6 ballsseriously, is an oil palm a plant or a tree?) along some areas.
6. umbrellaseriously. the day is expected to be a very hot one, baby!!

7. UV creamwaterseriously, pls bring along and drink up lots of water/fluids.     

9. scorecard them.

10. Points --  some of you probably have your own serious tournament circuit e.g. the FedEx Cup, and RKKGC is one of the courses being played within this circuit. Please note that this tournament (SGT - Serious Golfers Tournament) will not contribute towards your points, seriously

11. camerasseriousmemory card.

12. facilities --  this is a 100-year-old club. It is very old, serious. Imagine, even the way to the male toilet inside the locker room still has swing doorssubjective, I might like it, you might not).

13. definition --  the male gender wherever referred to in this posting also refers to the female gender, and vice versa. seriously.

So guys, let's have some serious fun and hepi-hepi golf tomorrow, and enjoy the walk on a 100-years' old grounds. good luck and low scores!!

« Last Edit: February 20, 2010, 11:14:21 PM by rochie »

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Re: Golf game for serious golfers only
« Reply #254 on: February 21, 2010, 12:05:43 AM »
COO Pak ngah and Deputy COO Rochie,
Kg.Kuantan ni ada mcm Pebble Beach ke? Contohnye ada pantai ke? Pastu Caddy die kenapa kite tak boleh hug kalo kite dapat birdie? >:D >:D